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Name: Jason
Birthday: 10/27/1981
Gender: Male
Interests: reading, videogames, swimming, clubbing, dancing, shopping, foreign languages, traveling, adventure, movies, piano, politics, science, biology, medicine, public health, the space program, the SETI project, mysticism, the paranormal
Expertise: sarcasm
Occupation: Student
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AIM:  DragonJsn
Member Since:
4/29/2004
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| It's probably already been done, but I had a great idea for a t-shirt.
"I FART FUCKABEE" in big letters across the front with a caricature of Mike Huckabee in the background (complete with buck teeth and the Hitler haircut). The back would say "Dumber than dogshit 2008!"
Note: reference to the movie I Heart Huckabees
I mean seriously. When confronted about the mathematical impossibility of him getting the republican nomination, he says "I didn't major in math. I majored in miracles." Well news flash dipshit, if we want a president who can solve America's economic problems, he should probably be able to add and subtract.
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| Well, it's that time of year again! I of course refer to another conservative Christian republican engaging in trashier-than-thou gay sex. LOL! The best part is, these scandals just get sluttier, filthier, and generally more disgusting with each passing of the dildo. The latest is Senator Larry Craig, who really didn't do anything a normal self-respecting gay man wouldn't do.. oh wait, he did. He solicited for gay sex in a public bathroom. And you know, it obviously isn't the gay part that bothers me. It's the hypocrisy. Out of one side of their mouths, these individuals spew out anti-gay rhetoric. Out of the other they're giving blow jobs. To prostitutes and strangers in public places. So once again, I reiterate a theme I've rehashed in at least a couple other posts. To conservative Christians:
Take out your own trash, or SHUT THE FUCK UP. Because quite frankly, when we hear you talk about how immoral everyone else is, it's getting hard not to laugh in your face. We're all sinners, but you people are the worst of them all.
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| Yes I'm still alive! I'm not sure why I went 7 months without posting a damn thing on here. I suppose I didn't have anything I really wanted to get off my mind. I still don't, but I just couldn't resist not adding to the record, so to speak, that I am now starting my LAST year of medical school. At my school, this means I won't be receiving any more grades or taking any more exams, ever again. Most of you who know me well realize I'm rather competitive when it comes to academic stuff. So as odd as it sounds, I almost have mixed feelings about finishing this part of my life. Because let's face it, taking tests is the one thing I'm exceptionally talented at. I really don't have any other remarkable abilities. I'm not artistic, I can't play sports to save my life, I'm certainly not a computer genius, and I've got the alcohol tolerance of an Asian chick. 25 years of this gig, and all I have to show for it is an inflated ego and class rank. I've been single for the last 3 years, and it's probably because I have nothing interesting to talk about. The way I see it, this is a time to regroup and renew. To resuse and recycle! Ok, maybe not those last two. Recycling is a pain in the ass. But I am going to spend the next 25 years developing a new skill. And I'm thinking maybe something practical... but nothing too lesbian. Anyone have any ideas?
And congratulations to everyone who finished 3rd year of medical school. Ladies and gentlemen, please exit the arena. The bloodbath is now over.
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| It's been awhile since I've felt like posting anything on here. But given that we just witnessed possibly the most amazing election in two decades, I feel compelled to comment. Actually, election isn't a strong enough word. I'd call it an outright revolution. The message is clear - the Bush administration has committed crimes against humanity and the American people, and as a result the American people have chosen to terminate his presidency. Of course Bush still has his title, but it's pretty obvious that Nancy Pelosi is now the most powerful politician in America. And I for one hope she intends to rule with an iron fist. It's pretty clear what America wants. South Dakota REJECTED the ban on abortion. Arizona REJECTED the ban on gay marriage. Missouri APPROVED stem-cell research. Both houses of Congress now belong to the Democrats, along with six additional governorships. And finally, don't forget the demise of Donald Rumsfeld, a pleasant surprise that was quite frankly icing on the cake. Let's just sum it up in one sentence:
We're tired of conservative, religious, right-wing hypocrisy, so pack up your shit and get the fuck out of our government and our country.
Oh, and in case you didn't know what I meant by hypocrisy, I of course refer to the pedophilia, methamphetamine, prostitution, and gay sex that has become synonymous with GOP. Peace out bitches 
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| Jesus Camp: a frightening new documentary. The trailer below speaks for itself.
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